"That’s Doctor Frownbeard McMustardStain to youuuuuuuAAAUGH—”
#5. Everything About Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Happens Because of One Lab Full of Terrible Scientists
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes shows us a world where apes have risen to power after humanity was decimated by a horrific virus, two events that can be directly traced back to a single terrible scientist: Frownbeard McMustardStain. Franklin (the obviously inferior name the filmmakers decided to go with for some insane reason), a lab technician/monkey expert, winds up becoming patient zero to the destruction of mankind when no one bothers to follow standard quarantine procedure after he is obviously contaminated during an experiment.
monster boyfriends are a lot of work you have to feed them and groom them and walk them on a regular basis
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
Final for my Time Arts class. Nothing gets you in touch with your own anger quite like listening to this and thinking about all the times you’ve been objectified and belittled.
Beautiful and perfect.