Quote 30 Jul 624 notes
Smokey the bear is having none of your shit today, Jack.
— DM after the sorcerer almost set a forest on fire. While fighting a bear.
Photo 30 Jul 99,395 notes geekyasfuck:

The danger of returning to childhood games.

geekyasfuck:

The danger of returning to childhood games.

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astronomy-to-zoology:

Savanna Hawk (Buteogallus meridionalis)

…a species of hawk (Accipitridae) which breeds from Panama and Trinidad south to Bolivia, Uruguay and central Argentina. True to their names savanna hawks are typically found in open savanna, but can also be seen on swamp edges. Savanna hawks, like most medium sized hawks, feed mainly on small mammals, lizards, snakes, and interestingly crabs and large insects. Savanna hawks will usually feed in typical hawk fashion by swooping on its prey, but they will also hunt on foot as well. It is common to see savanna hawks gathering around grass fires to prey on fleeing animals. 

Classification

Animalia-Chordata-Aves-Accipitriformes-Accipitridae-Buteogallus-B. meridonionalis

Images: Dario Sanches and Wagner Machado Carlos Lemes

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pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.

via Hey.
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pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

Photo 30 Jul 6,298 notes tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]
Photo 30 Jul 1,057 notes thedreamerandthedream:

Should be posted in every backstage n greenroom!

thedreamerandthedream:

Should be posted in every backstage n greenroom!

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)


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